…have the same birthday! So, in honor of this great day, here are some of my favorite Chuck Norris maxims.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity…twice.
According to Einstein’s theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
What are some of your favorites?
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